(Source : angryblackman)
"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"
Bickering about nothing.
Actual Charlie and actual Raphael.
stop taking pictures of us you fucking queer
WHHHHYYYY DID YOU TAKE THIS PI CTURE
why don’t you make like a tree and
Birnam Wood’s on the march
A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.
(Source : rhythmthiefpersonals)
Dimitri Allen - Professor Layton and the Unwound Future
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
(Source : cosimaniehaus223)