If Markie pets me like a dog again, he’s going to see my bite is worse than my bark.


tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation


fantome-r:

curion:

Bickering about nothing.  Actual Charlie and actual Raphael.

stop taking pictures of us you fucking queer

WHHHHYYYY DID YOU TAKE THIS PI CTURE

fantome-r:

curion:

Bickering about nothing.
Actual Charlie and actual Raphael.

stop taking pictures of us you fucking queer

WHHHHYYYY DID YOU TAKE THIS PI CTURE


alluringalliteration:

wigmund:

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree andwoah

Birnam Wood’s on the march

#Macbeth fandom takes a post

alluringalliteration:

wigmund:

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree and

woah

Birnam Wood’s on the march


mymosae:

OFF log⑥


seriousjones:

A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.

seriousjones:

A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.



spade-of-clovers:

Dimitri Allen - Professor Layton and the Unwound Future

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source : cosimaniehaus223)